And This Is Why Real People Think Hollywood People Are Dinks...

So here we have Mr. James Cameron.

Director of Aliens, Terminator, Avatar, The Abyss and a host of other films.

He is trying, here, to connect with some South American natives in order to get some ideas for his aliens in the movie Avatar.

So he's wearing blue jeans, white sneakers, his shirt tucked in, war paint, a goofy had, a bandanna and a long sleeve shirt.  In what we can safely assume to be intense, humid, tropical heat.  Now who is the real alien in this picture?

If only the "natives" had speared Mr. Cameron and set him up on a nice rotating spit.